Annoying Fact of the Day

People actually like Carrot Top

STAR WAAAAAARS!!

Kasar Megro is a formula for making your own Star Wars names. Here it is.

First Name
1. Take the first two letters of your last name
2. The first three letters of your first name

Last name
3. First two letters of your mother's maiden name
4. First three letters of where you were born

Hence I am Yamel Swmin. FANTASTIC. And Yoda told me I would have a bad day... pshhhh.

I'm NOW finally an Adult

Today, November 30th, 2004 marks the day I got my very own first sales call! I WAS NOT INTERESTED!! ::sigh::

Annoying fact of the day...

I had some pretzels in my purse tightly sealed in a ziplocked bag for emergencies. For example, lets say I'm hungry, yet working, and I need a little pick me up, TA DA!! I have a bag of pretzels! Well, lets also say that I packed these pretzels in my purse merely a month ago, and haven't found a use for them....that is, until this very moment. Here's the annoying bit... lets now say, I have to eat them STALE. Having a ziplocked bag APPARENTLY MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Season's Greetings, Y'all

Thanksgiving is a fun Holiday. You eat. Sleep. Eat more. Watch a movie. Laugh at things. Then sleep some more. This was an even more fun Thanksgiving though, because my pallies Lisa and Brandon were in town. Oh what fun had we. Involving drinks, the Banana Republic and a short film with Jesus (yes, the Baby Jesus). However, sadly enough, nothing interesting happened this weekend.

OH NO!!

I am wrong. Oh haha, this is great. For the fist time EVER I went to a club were the DJ played my request. My request that evening was errrr, ummmm, Regulators. Yes, the REGULATOOOOOOOOOOORS, moooount up! song. Haha, that was GREAT, I jiggled my bumbum and laughed hysterically through the whole song. I also think I stepped on a toe. I also dont think I cared at that moment. In fact I still dont care.

HAHAHA, REGULATOOOOORS!!! Moooooount up!

Annoying fact of the day....

They let children into bars in North Carolina.

A Survey I Stole From Jen B.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Melissa
2. Mel
3. errr, Sissa

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Creepy yellow spiders. Actually ALL spiders.
2. Heights, erlack!
3. Getting lost.

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:

1. Food
2. Suprises
3. Dorky television shows, much like the Regency House Party and Bonanza

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Shampoo
2. Bras
3. Chewing gum

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Sweater to ward off the coldiness of this office
2. A hair band, because my hair annoys me today
3. A bra, because my ta-ta's are uncontrollable otherwise (cursed ta-ta's)

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. friendship
2. attraction
3. trust

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. shoulders
2. humor
3. their laugh

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Complaining
2. Shopping
3. Actually, I have no favorite hobbies. I have habbits. Like picking at my nails. And playing with silly putty.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:

1. Smaller waist
2. Saturday off
3. Magical powers

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. international business
2. HR management
3. marketing (haha, I just made all these up, I have no idea)

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:

1. England
2. Paris
3. Greece

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Have money
2. Find a cure for cancer
3. Marry Dave Matthews

What?!

Someone peed in one of our elevators at work. How does this happen? Where do these people come from? Whats going through their head when they do this? I mean, come on already. This is a business school not a) a hospital or b) Smart Park or c) Trimet. People just dont pee in schools. It's wrong.

Boys are super stupid

Foo Foo. Right then. Today (monday to all you) is my Wednesday. I am EXCITED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Taha. Ok. God, this is boring. Working. "working" tahaha.

oh crap, I have to ride the max home tonight.

I dont know....

Jesus, I dont know who Mike is. I do know that I am drunk right now. And right now, I know I need a burrito. From Taco Bell. Oohhh... Yes... Taco Bell....

HAHAHAHA

A week from today, I shall not be working... "Why," you inquire? Tahaha. Because I will be in North Carolina. North Carolina is not Oregon. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. And if I'm not in Oregon, or anywhere NEAR Oregon, I cant get to work. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

TAKE IT

Happy 50th mumsi! 

Dream Land

So this morning I had a dream that I was in Europe, and I was having fun. Then I woke up and was annoyed. Because I'm not in Europe and I dont have fun waking up. Later on I made it up to myself my getting a pepermint mocha from Starbucks.

WOW... Kelly, you ARE right, I AM boring. crap.

So... Wow

Hmmm. Laurel, Mardell, Sharon, Genny, Michelle, and Gail are gone. Hmmmm. Those are all the people I work for. The sun is shinning down on my today, thats for sure. Muhahahahha. PAID PLAY TIME!!! HOWEVER, right now I shall take the opportunity to thank everyone who gave me such a great birthday, and also the ones who babysat me when the time called for it. Ach! I am annoying drunk. The list is as follows:

Mumsy, Popsi, Lindsay, Brenna, Murphykins, Lexi, Kelly, Kurt, Riley, Jennifer, Angela, Amber, Jenifer, Jme, Jeremy, Donna, Tom, Random Guy at Bar, The Other Random Guy at Bar, Tiva (who makes GREAT food), Heidi, Sireina, Sona, That Greek Guy, TANYA, The Last Random Guy at Bar, Darbie, Ben, Jesus, and the rest of the ppl I work with.

Haha, I've turned into one of those annoying actors at the academy. No tears though.

ok, maybe some...

no, no tears

Ah, last night, last night. Twas wonderful. I turned the TV on and watched a bit of "The Bachelor" I loath and detest that show. I changed the station to OPB. And this show was on. THANK YOU OPB!! The Regency House Party is also a reality TV show that is, in fact, a dating game, BUT the contestants have to court eachother like they did in 1811, the Pride & Prejiduce days.  

Muhahaha

It's almost my birthday! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

uummm, errr, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry America, Can you repeat that?

Oi. What happened? I cant afford to have the gas prices any higher, unless I get a new job with higher pay. And we all know THAT wont happen. What with Bush staying were he is. On the bright side, I may not have to worry about gas prices and getting to work if I'm drafted! LETS HEAR IT FOR THE MORAL REPUBLICANS!!! Good choice America. Good grief. On the even brighter side (and I'm serious this time) it's my B-day tomorrow! Solid. HA. Ooo blah di.

NOVEMBER 1st!

Thank you for tomorrow, baby Jesus, thank you. ITS OVER!!! OVER OVER OVER! If I ever hear that swanky bitch Golli Ameri AGAIN I will put some hurt on. The End. It's going to be so nice in Portland now, instead of avoiding people who make sure you are registered now, I'm only going to have to avoid Santa's ringing their stupid bells whenever I try to grocery/Christmas shop. Ah, avoidence, my dear sweet friend.