Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Friendly Reminder

People, never ever, under any sort of circumstances use public restrooms as an area for a private conversation for these reasons:

a) Hello, it's not private. Stalls are not soundproof. There may be someone in the stall waiting for you to leave. What do you think they're doing in there? They're listening to you. Thus the term "Public" restrooms.

b) There may be someone in a stall waiting for you to leave. In a great deal of pain caused by IBS.

c) Bathrooms are full of germs. People fart freely in public restrooms. You're inhaling fart fumes. Lots of them. And so is the person that is probably in a stall waiting for you to leave.
Thank you.

PS: If the girl who was talking to her friend in the restroom earlier today while I was waiting for them to leave happens to read this blog, this is what I have to say to you:

Just because you got a D on your first test is NOT an excuse to never study for a test again. You're only punishing yourself. Seeeriously. People!

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