Annoying fact of the day...

I had some pretzels in my purse tightly sealed in a ziplocked bag for emergencies. For example, lets say I'm hungry, yet working, and I need a little pick me up, TA DA!! I have a bag of pretzels! Well, lets also say that I packed these pretzels in my purse merely a month ago, and haven't found a use for them....that is, until this very moment. Here's the annoying bit... lets now say, I have to eat them STALE. Having a ziplocked bag APPARENTLY MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!