NOVEMBER 1st!
Thank you for tomorrow, baby Jesus, thank you. ITS OVER!!! OVER OVER OVER! If I ever hear that swanky bitch Golli Ameri AGAIN I will put some hurt on. The End. It's going to be so nice in Portland now, instead of avoiding people who make sure you are registered now, I'm only going to have to avoid Santa's ringing their stupid bells whenever I try to grocery/Christmas shop. Ah, avoidence, my dear sweet friend.
2 Comments:
Didn't they recently outlaw the ringing of bells by storefront Santas? I'll look into that for you...
Okay, I was wrong. Only Target banned them:
See here.
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