Pour Brenna

Four jobs I’ve had:
I'll go in reverse chronological order!!!
~Financial Aid Assistant
~Receptionist
~File Clerk
~Title Clerk

Four movies I could watch over and over:
~Forest Gump
~Pride & Prejudice
~Bringing Up Baby
~Dogfight

Four books I could read over and over:
~Angus Thongs & Full Frontal Snogging
~Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
~A Boy's Life
~Harry Potter (4 and on)

Four places I have lived:
~Well, Minnesota.
~Oregon
~Oregon
~Oregon

Four TV shows I watch:
~House
~American Idol
~The Office
~Everybody Hates Chris

Four places I have been on vacation:
~San Francisco, CA
~Las Vegas, NV
~Charleston, SC
~Tampa, FL

Four websites I visit daily other than email:
~Popsugar.com
~Television Without Pity
~Dictionary.com
~The Superficial

Four favorite foods:
~Cheese
~Steak (medium)
~Hash Browns
~Brownies

Four places I’d like to be right now:
~Home
~Italy
~Stranded in a tropical island all by my lonesome
~A bar with a beer in my hand.

Four people I want to participate:
~All four of those who read my humble blog.

Monica and Melissa

Hades


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Sleeeeepy

I was very hyper last night. When it was time for me to sleep, I was still very much awake. Which is annoying. I did manage to fall asleep, but I was in a very light sleep the entire night.

This morning I had a dream that I was taking a nap. I was just watching myself. Taking a nap. A very...very...very boring and annoying dream.

When my alarm went off this morning, I was super happy to be awake (which is odd, believe me). I needed no coffee, I ran around outside with my dogs. I laughed. I jumped. I tackled Murphy. I played with AC Slater. I got muddy.

Now I'm really tired. And I hate life. And I was just hit on by a student. Who has four kids. And really cant take a hint.

Here are some of our great conversations for those of you who care!!!

Him: "This school is so helpful. All you ladies are soooo....nice. And beautiful. I'll bet the guys in this school make up financial aid questions so they can come in and look at you."
Me: "No."
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Him: "So, do you have any children?"
Me: "Uh, no."
Him: "Really? Why?"
Me: "I'm really not ready for children. I couldnt even take care of a hampster right now"
Him: "Well, let me tell you, you're doing a great job of taking care of yourself."
Me: "I'm going to have you wait out in the lobby, ok?"
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Him: "So whats your situation? Are you married?
Me: "No, but I have a boyfriend. I love him. We're happy."
Him: "Oh. How long have you been dating?"
Me: "Uhhh. Six months?? Yea, six months."
Him: "Ah, the honeymoon faze. Thats a good time."
He then looks me up and down
Him: "You're very glittery."
Me: "Yea, I woke up in a glittery mood this morning. Please sign."
Him: "Are you happy?"
Me: "Yes. Yes. Yes. Please sign."

Alright, I'm hungry. EAT TIME!!!!

I am 13% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

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Lexi

Happy New Year!

Pictres from New Years Eve in SF!
This first picture here is the bar we went to.













And here is the loverly and talented Lisa!













Lisa and Melissa! Together again.













This guy got me all the drinks I wanted without having to wait.














I dont know the girl the the right of me.











Hee. I dunno.


















These were some cool kids we met there. The girl goes to Wake Forest University and the guy to Lewis and Clark! Weeeeird.



















Me and food.










Drinky drinks.

Aged

I'm not as young as I once was.

::sigh::

Last night, after work, I went to meet a co-worker's friend for happy hour to see if we were compatable as roommates.

And we were, which is great.

I got home at around 1:30 - 2:00am. It used to be that I could come home that late, slobbering drunk, wake up at 5:30 that morning and go to work with little to no side affects.

I came home last night, incredibly sober, but tired. I slept in this morning until 8:30, and have been dragging all day at work. It took me three advil before I got in my car, two asprins before I sat in my chair at work, one cup of ineffective coffee, and two bottles of soda before I felt at all human.

Actually, thats a lie. I'm still not normal. People keep talking to me, asking questions and expecting me to work. No one really makes any sense. But somehow I manage to answer questions. And apparently it makes sense, because people keep nodding their heads like I'm saying something coherent.

But am I?

I dont think I am. I think people just take a look at my bloodshot eyes, and try to do anything that will get them away from me asap.

Nodding their heads might be their only defense.

Am I really that scary?

Yes, I think I am. I think at one point I caught myself drooling. And I keep staring at my Sonny and Cher picture. It's so hypnotic.

Sooonnnnny.

Cheeeeeer.

Today is my one year anniversary here at work!

Hurray for me!

Feeeeaaatheeeers.