I have the whitest legs in the universe. I think aliens from outer space would fly down here, take one look at me and say "Dude, that chick's got white legs!" Because I totally do.

Right now I'm using self tanner. I tried to use the sun, but it didnt work. The sun must have been aaaall, "dude! That girl makes me gotta wear shades." I think the sun would sound a little like Bruce Willis.

I dont know if orange is better than white, but what the heck, right? At least people will stop cringing at me. Like the lady at my pedicure place who seemed hyptnotized by the brightness of my legs. She even had her mouth wide open. I may have seen drool (not drool, like "oooh, nice legs" but drool like, "ooooh, oh my...it's sooo bright...."). At least it will look like I'm trying, right?

::sigh::

Here she is!

I've named her Toto. She's GREAT.

I'm buying a Yaris

Yes. Me. In a new car. I'm very excited. I thought I would have been quite a bit sadder to leave behind my beloved and loyal Neon. Unfortunatley, this is not the case. For those of you who do not know (ie: no one) my Neon only runs correctly while I've got the heat going. It prevents my car from overheating. It sure as heck does not prevent me from overheating, however, so I'm glad to be rid of it.

I verbally agreed to buy a new 2007 Toyota Yaris today. I get it on the 5th. The verbal agreement went a little something like this:

Salesman: "We've got one Yaris left on the lot. It's yours if you want it.
Me: "Is it automatic?"
Salesman: "Why, yes."
Me: "Does it have A/C?"
Salesman: "Yes it does."
Me: "Well, I'm sold."

And there you have it. There goes half my yearly income. I cannot wait to name it!!!!

40 miles per gallon, people. FORTY MILES PER GALLON. Awesome.