Oo dah la lee

My neighbors are LOUD!  This morning they were fighting with eachother.  And they YELL and yell and yell.  Apparently the girlfriend of the two is, and I quote, an "F*^#ing liar"  and he told her to "Shut the F*^# up" because she is "an F*^#ing liar"

To me this means he is bad in the sack.  Why you ask?  Hardy har har, here is the reason why....

She is not just a plain old "liar"  nonono, she lies when she is f*^#ing.  Which means she is most likely faking an orgasim.  Why else would she lie when she is f*^#ing?  It probably isnt in this boyfriends best interest to tell the entire neighborhood that he is a bad lay, but what ever floats his boat I suppose...

I was driving to work this morning.  Ugh, someone commited suicide.  Right on fourth street, which is the street I drive on.  They closed the block of course.  And everyone was just watching the police clean the body up.  It grossed me out.  I saw a bit of blood and practically passed out in my car, let alone stare intently at it like they were all doing.

People are weird.  The end.

I owe my roommate a top ramon meal.  ::sigh::