Confessions of Mel... Reach me at melissa_jo27@hotmail.com People who know me should know that though...
posted by Melissa @ 11:11 AM 6 comments
Only you would come up with such a thing! It said I would have misfortune when I peed next it would burn! How rude! That's a bit personal and how the hell would a fortune cookie know about me peeing?!
Thanks for the little uplift Mel! LOL. Apparantly Tanya and I both have some type of "issue" with peeing according to the cookie!
Um... Mine was "that lump is cancer." That's not very nice at all. Thankfully, I don't think I have any lumps.
My misfortune is: I will never amount to anything. Hell!! Whose been talking to my family????
I guess my daughter will do porn...hey, wait! YOU'RE my daughter. Bummer.Mom
OMG, Your mom cracks me up!
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Only you would come up with such a thing! It said I would have misfortune when I peed next it would burn! How rude! That's a bit personal and how the hell would a fortune cookie know about me peeing?!
Thanks for the little uplift Mel! LOL. Apparantly Tanya and I both have some type of "issue" with peeing according to the cookie!
Um... Mine was "that lump is cancer." That's not very nice at all. Thankfully, I don't think I have any lumps.
My misfortune is: I will never amount to anything. Hell!! Whose been talking to my family????
I guess my daughter will do porn...hey, wait! YOU'RE my daughter. Bummer.
Mom
OMG, Your mom cracks me up!
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