Rude People

I was on the phone today with a man who wanted the phone number to Ashmead School of Massage. The conversation is as follows:

Me: Do you have a pen and paper so you can write this phone number down?
Weird Man: Hang on a second....
Suspicious noise
Weird Man: Eh, Eh, haha, ok sorry about that, I have a lot of medical problems, one of them being a over active bladder.
Me: Did you pee with me on the phone, sir?
Weird man: Of course, I couldn't just put you on hold.
Me: 503.892.8100goodbyesir
Click

I do not envy the person who gets a massage from him.