Biography of Scott

So (like the little lemming I am) I watched American Idol last night, despite the fact that Scott is still a contestant. This was the episode where the cameras follow all the idol wannabe's to their homes.

Carrie's town is cute and forgettable. Like her mom.
Bo is Bo. You know what I think. I forgot where he lives. I DO remember however, how much I hate his girlfriend. A thin brunette, my worst enemy....
Vonzell is not someone I would want to meet in a dark ally. She would probably kick my ass after thinking I'm a stalker or something. She'd be all "HIEEEEEE YA!!!" ::Kick, kick, punch:: and I would be all "Crap" She takes martial arts, you see. Or her brothers would kick my ass.
Anthony. He sang as a kid. I think his parents have been crying ever since.
Constantine lives in NY. With a veeeeeeeeeeeery scaaaaaaaaaaary family. He definatly got the looks in that bunch. Hunh. ::shudders::

That leaves.... Scott.

Eminem, J-Lo, any survivors of the holocaust aint got nutin on Scotty Savel!! ::snap snap:: Scott had to deal with the horrors of growing up in an Ohio Suburb. And as they say, Scott's Ohio Suburb is the new 8 mile. Growing up, Scott had to eat his mother's home cooking! His parents wanted him to be a priest (?!?!?!)! Occasionally they had to save money! Scott wont do that to his son though. Scott will give his son the life he never had. And what better way than to beat the crap outta his son's mother?! OH!! I mean, win American Idol.

You know what? Whatever. I had a long talk with God yesterday. Scott's gettin the boot tonight.

Sorry, Scott, no one likes the average Joe.