Who Disturbs my Slumba?

My mother and my sister did. By waking up my sleeping dog by arriving home.

Me: ZZZZZZZZZ...
Murphy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
::Car sqweeking home::
Murphy: Bower?!?!? Whine, whine whine, roror ruff, whine whine, reeeeer ruff.
Me: Oh monkey head in a biscuit thrower.
Murphy: WHINE WHINE WHINE, ROOOOOOOOOOOR RUUUUUUUUF
Me: If you want in so badly, let yourself in.
Murphy: (in a British accent) I would, but I have no thumbs, as I am a dog, so I cannot possibly let myself in this door to greet members of this family.
Me: Bow er ow?