Hormones Seriously Annoy the Crap Out of Me

I frikin HATE Tuesdays. And I probably hate you too (Not really, actually I love you all so very frikin much, and that really really annoys me). Why is it that I repel men like crazy, but all bugs are so attracted to me? I don't like bugs, I frikin hate bugs. And phones. And a good percentage of the boys out there. And my hair. And an over abundance of pink paper.