I had God awful cramps this morning. I dont remember a time when they were worse. But my good friend, Tanya, who sits next to me at work had a pill I could take to make me feel better. I thought it was a generic Midol type thing.

However, it was not.

30 minutes after I took the pill, I realized that my ears were buzzing, any noise made me cringe. I turn to Tanya and asked her what the hell she gave me.

She gave me two doses of Vicodin with no buffer. I'm still freakin buzzed 6 1/2 hours later.

An advil will suffice next time I suppose.